victorious umbrella rocket


while jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. continue “choking the chicken” until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to fly!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)
last night, jimmy had the highest score at victorious umbrella rocketing i have ever seen!

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