victory wank


to m-st-rb-t- furiously once you arrive home after winning an important soccer match.
lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight?
john: nope have soccer at 8
lorcan: well he was talking about playing at 9.30ish
john: no can do, heading home straight after for a victory w-nk :d
lorcan: or a “can’t believe i missed all those chances” w-nk
john: ya that sounds more like it
the urge or need to m-st-rb-t- do to heightened mood after a successful, but probably worthless event.

this term can also be combined with the infamous suicide w-nk for maximum experience.
before scrubbing the floor with socks, i had finished a term paper for a cl-ss i’ll probably fail. after, i enjoyed a little victory w-nk.

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