a master of all things film and video related, including, who starred in, wrote and directed every film ever made, why it isn’t playing on your cheap–ss system and how to make it work for you. all while remaining a chill dude and not douching out about his vast superiority.
the party was looking to be bust when the entertainment center blew, but mikey videodaved it and saved the night
- colombian powderkeg
n. – the act of placing a candle next to your partner’s -ss, then blowing crack into the candle, creating a large fireball that torches the -ss. boy: hey suzie, wanna try the colombian powderkeg? suzie: what’s that? boy: you’ll have a hot -ss after i’m done 😏
- niamh rosenvinge
perfection perfection is niamh rosenvinge
speducci pasta, when said by an absolute mongoloid. “mummy i want speducky!!”
- guy sir
a polite way to address a fellow sir when you do not know his name. related to a lady sir. excuse me, guy sir, where can i find a monocle as fine as yours?
dgord is the largest sloppy p-n-s. when it can’t get hard but tries anyways. i could choke you with a dgord.