Vietnamese Handshake
while shaking someone’s hand, proceeding to stick your thumb in your b-tt and yell out in a german accent “thummin mine -sshole”
example:
friend 1: i met my girlfriend’s parents yesterday
friend 2: how did that go?
friend 1: good. we did a vietnamese handshake.
friend 2: what’s that?
friend 1: we all stuck our thumbs in our -sses when we shook hands and yelled out “thummin mine -sshole” in a german accent.
there is nothing quite like sticking your thumb in your -ss while shaking somebody’s hand.
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