Vietnamese mustache
a vietnamese male who sprouts hair above his upper lip in order to hide his ident-ty while purchasing equipment to grow marijuana. typical mustache growth periods are dependent on the life span of the marijuana plants.
johnny (home depot clerk): “would that be all today sir?”
duc quang cong: “yes”
johnny (home depot clerk): “would you like this equipment delivered to your home?”
duc quang cong: “uhh. no no. i carry it with wife and kids”
johnny (home depot clerk): “are you sure sir, the equipment does weigh in total, 450kg”
duc quang cong: “yes yes, i pay now!”
johnny (home depot clerk): “ok sir, here is your change have a nice day”
johnny (home depot clerk): “hey shane, why did than man not accept our help?”
shane (home depot supervisor): “that equipment looks to be the perfect formula for a marijuana grow operation”
johnny (home depot clerk): “how can i help to avoid this illegal activity shane?”
shane (home depot supervisor): “next time watch for a vietnamese mustache”
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