Viggo Mortensen “Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun”


s-x god
3 more definitions
1.aragorn/stryder in the lord of the rings trilogy
2.pretty d-mn hot for a old guy
aragorn fought bravely against saurons army at the battle of helms deep
the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.
h-llo im mrs mortensen
fitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfit

and mine
me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime

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