Vigh
noun. a sigh that occurs in any popular chat program such as ventrilo or teamspeak in which one member of the opposite s-x creates a nerdgasm in the other by sighing strongly enough to two towel or create a semi, but subtlely enough to be audible.
verb. to create an audible sound in a popular chat program such as ventrilo or teamspeak, which causes a member of the opposite s-x to soak their shorts.
sue (in ventrilo): -sighs-
jim (in ventrilo): …. d-mnit sue!
sue: what?
jim: that vigh made me break my zipper.
sue: sorry, next time i won’t vigh so loudly and make you need to have your mommy wash your spidey-man undies.
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