Vigorous Vulcan
a s-xual act which is synonymous with the “vulcan death grip” or “vulcan nerve pinch”.
the vigorous vulcan is a brutal, soul crushing and mentally demoralizing handjob. your chicken will be literally choked- your monkey mercilessly spanked-your bishop beat until crippled.
subsequently, your member will have the same fate as the majority of star trek’s red shirts: death in agony, along with enough friction-burn to ensure that it looks like a red shirt in the first place.
i received a handjob in my lady friend’s car last night. needless to say it was freezing below zero and she gave me a vigorous vulcan. now it hurts to move. khannn!!!!!
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