Virgin Suicide
when two people have s-x for the first time, and one of them finds out that they are h-m-s-xual.
dan: so dave, how is life as a non-virgin?
dave: horrible. i’m suffering from virgin suicide.
dan: dude! you mean she’s a lesbian now! oh man, you must be depressed!
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