Viking Tears
when one sheds tears with a straight face, providing no other indication that what they’ve experienced has shaken them physically or emotionally.
“viking tears make you look sensitive, yet strong; have you ever seen that crying indian commercial from 1970? dude was totally crying viking tears”
“disney movies make me cry, but i don’t want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, i shed viking tears. they are the type of tears for men with beards.”
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