viking wedding
while masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream ‘viking wedding’ at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your -j-c-l-t-ng c-ck into the woman’s v-g-n- before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.
man that girl gets me so hot but i’m too broke to date her. i think a viking wedding is my only shot.
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