Vikinging


verb (used with object), vikinged.

when people from viking countries interfere with another country’s sh-t whether they want it or not, and then brag about it afterwards.

word origin: some norwegian editorial team made it up.
‘bjørn, have you been vikinging again? its just, i can’t help but notice that you invited yourself round last night, whilst i was out, and impregnated my wife.’

‘yes magnus, thats correct. i noticed you’ve been trying for a few months without success and thought i’d just get it done. she came 8 times, its a boy, you’re welcome.’

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