vildo
vildo is a fake v-g-n-. much like a d-ld-, gay couples (men) that need that extra “zing” in a relationship strap it on and fake-f-ck so hard their eyes pop out. there’s strap-ons, stick-ons, and many other versions. some even come with flavours!
dan: “oh edwerd! i’m just not feeling it tonight!! oh baby i just need a v-g-n- again.”
ed: “have no fear dan! for i have… a vildo!”
dan: “let’s f-ck hard now via stripping webcam.”
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