vim schmacked
a drunken typo of the expression “i’m schmacked”, which is referring to being very f-cked up on alcohol or xanax. when at a party, one will shout “vim schmacked”, or “i’m vim schmacked”, to let the others know how f-cked up he/she is. “vim” is often used as a stand alone term for drinking and becoming intoxicated, and can be alternated into terms such as “vimmy”, or “vimmer”.
shaan: wanna come to the party on my boat tonight? i’m gonna be vim schmacked.
rammer: no thanks man, my brother is having a banger in his garage, my levels of vim will be through the roof.
shaan: real sh-t?
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