vincent adultman


a kid, or teenager who tries to act mature and sophisticated to pander to the older population

can also be applied to a high school freshman who tries to roll with the seniors, while making an idiot out of himself in the process
have you seen that guy’s kid? he’s in middle school and talking about marriage and sh-t. cl-ssic vincent adultman right there.

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