vintage douche bag


the best of the best of douche bags. not your ordinary douche bag. one that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they’ve been at it a most generous amount of time.
sarah: “that guy is such a douche bag!!!”
mackenzie: “oh no sarah, he’s special, he’s what’s known as a vintage douche bag.” it takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he’s got it nailed down.”

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