Vintage Troll
an old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!
gio gia: … but my social security number is 3 and i sat behind jesus in 3rd grade!
mc: poor guy, he’s just a vintage troll who hasn’t had s-x since eisenhower
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