vinyl sniffer


a vinyl sniffer is someone who has become so into collecting vinyl records, that their obsession has extended to -n-lysing the scent of the vinyl pressing itself. sniffing the vinyl can apparently elicit feelings of superiority and hipster glee.
‘hey dave, what do you have there?’

‘this is the original 1980 bronze records pressing of ace of spades….. smells so deep and rich ‘

‘ you douchebag vinyl sniffer’

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