Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS)
when babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeb-lls pop out.
karla b-mped in to old-friend susie on the street, with her three-month-old, emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. “he is so adorable in that get-up that i just want to slap him,” karla remarked to susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from violent affection syndrome (vas). susie took emmett and kept walking down the street.
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