superior musician who plays the viola and as legend has it, the leader(s) of future society despite the current lack of respect.
violinist: violins are teh best.
violist: no…violists are, as proven by the s-xy tone quality and large badonkadonk on the instrument.
me (violist): violists will one day rule the world.
anonymous violin student: hahaha…no.
anonymous orchestra teacher: actually, he’s right.
2 more definitions
1. one who plays the viola, a bowed string instrument with a tuning the same as that of a violin, but with a low c-string as opposed to a high e-string.
syn.: viola player
1. when somebody walks into a bank with a violin case, everybody’s afraid they’ll pull out a gun. when somebody walks into a bank with a viola case, everyone’s afraid they’ll pull out a viola.
2. him? he’s not a musician, he’s a violist.
a bad second violinist
that violist felt bad sucking at the violin, so he switched to viola and suddenly became widely acclaimed.
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