VIP Cars
a car in which is perfectly decently looking and a nice daily driver, totally modified to resemble a car a vip would supposedly drive in. now, understand that this is the derivative of this style.
occasionally referred to as bippy’s, modern vip’d cars are normally just the ricer equivalent of a luxury car. this usually includes a fugly body kit, dropping your ride to the ground using air suspension (ride is horrid), putting huge beveled rims on it, and completely scr-w-ng up the camber so that the wheels can actually spin when driving the car. oh yeah, and it must have at least 4 doors for a “very important person” to fit in the back.
essientially, a vip’d car is the opposite of what a very important person would like to be seen in.
victims of becoming vip’d usually include the following:
lexus’s
toyota’s
acura’s
honda’s
xb’s
minivan’s
…basically any other jdm import sedan they can get their hands on, along with the occasional euro car.
person 1: yo’ ese, you see mah new bippy’s?
person 2: what? oh, your ricer?
person 1: no mang! mah vip cars!
person 2: there is no way in h-ll a vip would ride in those.
person 1: man, you’ve been reading too much of that st:a cr-p.
person 2: whatever dude, those are just luxury ricers, nothing more. they’re uglier than the stock models.
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