Viper Story
when someone is telling a story and exaggerates things to epic proportions in order to look cool
bill: how was your date last night?
johnny: was good. went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. she got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching braveheart. she said “i want your big sword to save me william wallace!”. about 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling freeeedom as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby – was unreallll.
bill: b-tch plz, you be telling a viper story. you didn’t tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
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