Virgin Iphone
an iphone that has never been jailbroken, or unlocked.
guy: sh-t f-ck p-ss! my c-nt -ss iphone broke and apple wont replace it!
fat -ss soccer mom b-tch: thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!
other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
guy: -chopping the sh-t out of fat as soccer mom b-tch-
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