Virgin Mary Morning Sickness
a nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. and since they have never had s-x, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the christ.
my mother thought i was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be virgin mary morning sickness.
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