Virgin of the Guadalupe
while scowering the back alleys of mexico city for a nefarious crackwh-r-, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. one then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten hail mary’s to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.
upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in mexico city, i found myself in need of redemption; so i gave that sk-nk, carpetbagging slit a motherf-cking virgin of the guadalupe.
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