Virginia Slap
the acting slapping someone square on the v-g-n- with the backside of your hand. the slapper’s hand must be held vertically and loosely.
to perform the virginia slap correctly:
1. position yourself with a clear shot at the slappee’s v-g-n-.
2. make sure that your forearm is vertical and the back of your hand is facing the v-g-n- you intend to slap.
3. quickly snap your arm/wrist forward and let your hand smack the v-g-n-. a sharp sound should resonate (a fupa, however, may result in more of a dull thud).
4. one usually utters, “virigina…” before committing this act. yelling, “slap!” as you slap the v-g-n- is slightly less common.
oddly enough, this phrase originated in connecticut.
note – the virigina slap can also be performed with a spanking motion from the side. different positioning is needed for this.
bethany was bored by her inexperienced new boyfriend. thinking back on her old relationship with dave, she craved the aggressiveness his sweaty, late-night virginia slaps.
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