Virtua Fighter


dead or alive is a ripoff of virtua fighter, except the reason why doa is way more popular than vf is because the female characters have big, beautiful, br–sts that bounce when they move or jump, and skirts so short that you can see their panties……..excuse me while i go play dead or alive 3.
i still haven’t played the xbox version of vurtua fighter 4 yet. i hear that the gameplay is based off of virtua fighter 2 which was a pretty cool game.
if america knows the difference between treasure and trash, we wouldn’t have talentless media wh-r-s like britney spears, nelly, eminem, puff daddy and jennifer lopez turning the concept of music into a joke. we wouldn’t be bored to death with mtv, talk shows, reality tv and soap operas. we would have honest people running our government. and we definitely wouldn’t have so many sh-tty videogames clogging up the playstation line of consoles.
americans just hate virtua fighter because it doesn’t allow for you to randomly b-tton-mash your way to victory, and it doesn’t have pretty flashes of light.
the reason why people ditch this game in favor of tekken is because virtua fighter is too realistic.
i’d rather have my characters fly 30 feet in the air after i make a flashy uppercut.
no doubt one of the best fighting games ever made, the most technical and difficult to master fighting game. mastering a a few characters in vf is harder than mastering the whole roster of characters in games such as tekken although tekken is also an excellent fighting game. however virtua fighter fanboys really p-ss me off saying all other 3d fighters are a clone, tekken for example has a completely different fighting system (e.g vf has 3 b-ttons, tekken has 4) yet people say it’s a clone of vf because of similar characters/moves. both have copied off each other in terms of that. a world without fanboys is a world without cancer!
virtua fighter fanboy: “omg! i pwn at vf and tekken is for noobs!”
-sees a tekken arcade machine for the first time-
virtua fighter fanboy: “wtf! why are there four b-ttons?!”
the first 3d polygon fighting game made by sega in 1992. it was followed by virtua fighter 2 (1994), virtua fighter 3(1997), and virtua fighter 4 (2001). still the most innovative and realistic 3d fighting game series in existence, since it attempts to mimic real moves and physics as closely as possible. since virtua fighter’s creation, there have been a slew of half–ssed ripoffs such as namco’s tekken series, and team ninja’s dead or alive series.
virtua fighter 2 is still the best and most original 3d fighter of all time. virtua fighter 4 doesn’t count, since it’s based off of virtua fighter 2
vf = better graphics, physics, gameplay, replayability, lastability!!!
teken = better ways to mash b-ttons, better flashes, better cheap factor.
ron obvious is a dumb-ss to say that tekken has better gameplay than virtua fighter.

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