Vistaphobe


anyone who fears microsoft’s latest os (or pos).

pete: say bro, you gonna upgrade to the new windows vista?

joe: not no, but h-ll no! i’m such a vistaphobe you couldn’t get within 15 feet of me with that m-ss of useless code! heard you had to have a 353 yottabyte googla-core processor with 953 zettabytes of ram to even run the kernel! besides, you know what they say, “once you go mac, you’ll never go back!”

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