Vitali
vitali is a russian name.
1) ok, for lame or r-t-rded people i’ll spell it:
that’s v for victor, i for india, t for tom, a for alpha, l for limo, i for india. v-i-t-a-l-i, vitali.
2) perverts envy vitali. please ignore these losers.
4 more definitions
a hot ukrainian or russian male
i married a vitali.
a vitali is a slang expression that can imply a number of characteristics correlated to an internet personality originally named v1tal1. this legendary poster earned serious e-cred on the sherdog bbs as well as many other notable bbs. someone called a vitali is one or more of the following:
1. excessively emo (gay-esque, but w/o teh b-msechs)
2. excessively brilliant
3. someone who pretends to be a woman to pwn gnoobs and reinforce the concept of “there are no weemuns on the intraweb”.
4. a gimmick loving newb gnutthugger that aspires to be like the original v1tal1.
5. a suspected alter-ego of the real v1tal1
xposterx–this cat just pwned every knewb on the board
ypostery–ya, he’s a vitali
a vitali is an ex boyfriend of a greek godess named anika she was one on the most beautiful godesses in all of greece. she still lives. (look up anika)
one day vitali saw a pretty black girl and asked her for her email she gave it to him and he was very happy so they talked and then she said to him; “wat r u tryna say u stupid w-i-e boy?”
ugly unwanted person. not wanted for anything. someone you try to get away from.
vitali is ugly uwanted mother f-cker. him and his meaningless life.
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