Vitara Boy
someone who states in public they want to buy a landrover defender, but in reality will actually end up buying a second hand suzuki vitara – probably in pink, with flared wheel arches, tinted windows and pye stereo system.
see that gay hairdresser over there? say’s he wants a landrover defender – but he’s in denial. he’s a vitara boy – just hasn’t come out yet.
usually found loitering in 24hrs tesco’s late at night, trying to look inconspicious whilst oggling the latest max-power filth. when questioned, will usually grab the first landrover-oriented magazine that comes to hand, or, failing that, a copy of good-housekeeping or some other suitably nonced-up publication. vitata boy’s usually claim to be hard nothern, pie eating whippet lancing, ale drinkers.
salvation army volunteer 1: “oh dear, do you see that young, dishevelled young man collapsed in the door-way over there?”
salvation army volunteer 2: “(spitting at the person in question) don’t touch him susan, he’s a vitara boy – probably been drinking meths and anti-freeze again – and i heard they read max-power!!”
salvation army volunteer 1: “oh my…what a flithy pervert..hang on a moment…i’m going to urinate on him..”
a state of mind – whereby the person so aflicted believes from the bottom of his heart he want’s to be a landrover owner – but can’t resist buying or dreaming about pink suzuki vitara’s. also likely to read a copy of max-power, sandwiched between the pages of “landrover international”
person 1 – “sup n-gg-?”
person 2 – “see that vitara boy over there? man is he dreamin..”
person 1 – “fo shizzle – if it wasn’t for the white socks and bad mullet – i’d say he was one step away from wanting to get a rice burner..”
person 2 – “word…dog”
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