the only working lampost to light up a dark street. the unique person who makes people’s lives worth living!
a good name for a vampire as it is old fashioned and memorable.
vitasta: (your name)!!!!! -cuddles-
- Cut ice
when a girls nipples are extremely hard and erect. “d-mn girl, your nipples are so hard they could cut ice.”
cweavage (pr-nounced “cwee’vej”) is the asian pr-nunciation of the english word “cleavage” which is the sp-ce between a woman’s br–sts. cleavage is shown off to attract male companions. herro, i rikey de cweavage!
- Raymond's Boner
when someone has a p-n-s that is shaped like the “s” on supermans cape man your p-n-s looks like a raymond’s b-n-r
- Lift lighting
when you light up a joint on a ski lift. ashley: dude are you high? danielle: yea man, i was just lift lighting… ashley: awesome!
a person who isn’t popular amongst other people. person 1: “he told me a lie” person 2: “thinking about it he’s a total t-t, not to mention a geek” person 1: “he’s a liteek!” person 1: “you see that thing there – a total liteek”