vithooshan
a s-xual position where one man stretches his -n-s open and the other sh-ts in it.
man 1: i was having s-x with dave last night.
man 2: the usual vithooshan?
man 1: yeah, we used one of my baby’s diapers.
someone who can hold their diarrhea for four days or more because he or she is afraid of taking a sh-t in a public washroom.
boyne river, 2002
day 1 tutu: i need to take a sh-t, but if i take a sh-t now, people will make fun of me.
day 2 tutu: i need to take a sh-t, but i guess i can hold it for just a bit longer.
day 3 tutu: i need to sh-t real bad… the pressure is killing me…
day 4 tutu: oww… i can’t walk… it hurts my r-ct-m.
day 5 tutu: f-ck! my -n-s is bleeding! this feels like jack ramming his two inch c-ck in my -ss.
clark: you’re such a queer vithooshan.
someone who loves chinese girls.
vito: i love mabel chan.
clark: you are such a vithooshan.
somebody who urinates in his surroundings in the middle of then night then panicking blames it on the closest person of oriental descent.
vithooshan: o shize, i p-ssed everywhere, long its all your fault
long: -cries and runs away-
vithooshan: i love africans
somebody who indulgences in the art of feces. being one includes the excretion, application, and receiving of said feces. also maternally related to gracelee the africannibal.
bob: i’m going toilet
vithooshan: can you save it for me please?
bob: no
vithooshan: then just take a dump in my hands please, ill pay
someone who takes various (usually anywhere over 4) months to admit anything.
month 1: “ew. i don’t watch p-rn…”
month 2: “no! i don’t watch p-rn!”
month 3: “stop asking! i don’t watch p-rn!”
month 4: “seriously. you can check my laptop. i don’t watch p-rn.”
month 5: “okay! i admit it! i do watch p-rn!!!”
the questioner: “wow. it took you 5 months to admit it. you’re such a vithooshan.”
also known as the vithooshan principle. if the person is of greater or equal manliness of a vithooshan, then that person watches p-rn.
greer: my brother watches p-rn! wtf!
twig: duh, don’t you know the vithooshan principle?
greer: oh that makes sense now!
twig: moop.
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