VK


short for vibe killer. when someone does something that screws with your present mood. usually used when you are in a good mood and something/someone kills that.
brody: dude, mike shaved my hair!!

simon: that is such a vk dude!!
short for vodka, but less obvious
boy: “please bring some vk to the party.”
girl: “hows grey goose sound?”
the most bad-ss berserker pker in runescape.
dude some bad-ss zerk pure known as vk came out of nowhere and j-zzed in my ear made me lose my whole bank ffs.
also a lame alcopop which is consumed by slappers and gay men, or men who have s-xual issues that need addressing.
clubber: can i have a vk blue please?
barman: what are you some kind of poof?
-smash-
clubber: you messed up my hair you b-tch!

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