vlampire


a v-g-n- licking ampire
a rare species of ampire that hunts for the sole purpose of licking v-g-n-‘s; usually found in large clans outnumbering humans in ratio’s of 22:1 or even possibly more
used in a sentence:
hey guys watch out for that vlampire!

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