vlasic classic


when you’re doing -n-l with your partner, then go soft to pee in their b-tt. you let your junk marinate in p-ss (like a cuc-mber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.
“dude, did you hear? randy gave kurt the ol’ vlasic cl-ssic last night!”
“nice.”

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