vodaf0wn3d


when vodafone pwns j00.
<@token> oh man
<@token> vodafone–
<@token> i’ve been allocated a nine digit phone number.
<@token> which, when called, doesn’t make my phone ring.
<@detonate> j00got vodaf0wn3d

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