Vodka Vend-O-Matic
a large rectangular vending machine than dispenses a vodka drink of choice. in most cases it requires monetary payment. however, if privately owned, vodka drinks are dispensed at the will of the owner. strategically placed, these machines have been known to improve morale in the workplace, save marriages, encourage spending and make other people appear more attractive.
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