vogue captain

noun; someone who makes it their job to judge other people’s fashion, a person without the skills to tell when not to comment on your poor appearance

the term is jokingly used for self-appointed individuals who criticise the clothing others wear, and thereby those others’ fashion sense.

often used in a joking manner as response to a compliment.

in reference to the fashion magazine, vogue
“oh, i look good today? how’d i look yesterday? did i offend you with my ugliness? how about last week? did i disgust you? you’re such a vogue captain. what is wrong with you?”

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