volatile vagina


an extremely foul smelling v-g-n-. typically makes you gag as soon as the woman’s panties are removed.
example 1:
“me and my girlfriend can’t have s-x by candlelight, i’m afraid her volatile v-g-n- will set off an explosion.”

example 2:
“she tried to get a job as a prost-tute, but her v-g-n- is banned by the epa because its voc level is too high.”

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