Voldemophobia
the fear of having no nose
friend one: “gotcha nose!!!”
friend two: “omg my nose!!” -breaks down crying-
friend one “o no! i’m so sorry, i didn’t realise you have voldemophobia!!”
voldemophobia is the fear of having no nose. derived from the name of the historic warrior (whom no one would dare cross save for a brave few) who had no nose himself. it is common among many people although incidentally, the most of which are harry potter fans
person 1: ha ha! got your nose!
person 2: oh no, not my nose! -breaks down crying-
person 1: sorry, i had no idea you had voldemophobia.
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