Volgin


a big-as-f-ck ruskie who happens to be one of the main villians in metal gear solid 3 : snake eater. he wears a soviet trenchcoat, has scars all over his face, and wears a suit underneath the t-coat that apparently is electrical. he is also an ex-champion of boxing; this is proven when you see him beat the sh-t out of snake in the e3 2004 trailer for mgs3.
“welcome to my country….and to my unit.”
-volgin
a special and secret oral s-xual move involving vodka. only a true volgin can preform this feat.
i knew there was only one way i could fully pleasure my woman. i had to attempt the volgin, until she could handle no more…

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