Vollie
( vol-ee) n. a volunteer firefighter or first aider; usually a geeky/nerdy suburbanite looking to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity, social popularity, and/or small-town political connections and hopes to obtain the ever-coveted small-town police department job. vollies adorn their pick-up trucks with excessive amounts of blue led lights, because the power trip of making other vehicles pull over to the side for them is almost -rg-smic. several fire stickers, placards, maltese crosses and some fdny 9/11 decal are plastered all over the vehicle -in case you didn’t know what they did for a hobby. they also pander to paid city jobs with the “bro” and “brother” in hopes of being perceived as “one of them,” but are never taken seriously by paid members and are perceived as “buffs” and “hobbyists.” used mostly as a pejorative…obviously
uh-oh, the vollie buffs are coming up the block, quick, shut the door!
volunteer firefighter. characterized by their custom maltese cross back window sticker and general disregard for driving safety while using their “flashers”. can also be spotted easily “off duty” (wal-mart, sonic, dollar general) wearing parts of their on-duty clothes and overtly apparent pagers. most have a wallet badge and emergency trauma bag in their back seat containing just enough sh-t to get them in a slightly worse situation than they already are.
i had a fender bender and 2 vollies stopped and held c-spine on me. needless to say, i didn’t panic and “felt” like i would be ok, mostly because they told me i would.
( vol-ee) n. a volunteer firefighter or first aider; usually a geeky/nerdy suburbanite looking to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity, social popularity, and/or small-town political connections and hopes to obtain the ever-coveted small-town police department job. vollies adorn their pick-up trucks with an excessive amounts of blue led lights because the power trip of making other vehicles pull over to the side for them is almost -rg-smic. several stickers, placards, maltese crosses and some fdny 9/11 are plastered all over the vehicle -in case you didn’t know what they did for a hobby. they also pander to paid city jobs with the “bro” and “brother” in hopes of being perceived as “one of them,” but are never taken seriously by paid members and are perceived as “buffs” and “hobbyists.” used mostly as a pejorative…obviously
uh-oh, the vollie buffs are coming up the block, quick, shut the door!
volleyball.
vollie is my pet aversion.
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