volsung
the real band hails from north carolina. they have trademarked the name, so suck on that all ye who dare try and be as good as they are. all imitators will be crushed. the other so-called “voslung” band is a terrible band that shouldn’t p-ss for music.
did you see volsung at volume 11 last night?
1. an awesome metal band consisting of matt, ross, nick, ethan, and paul.
2. volsung began when matt prayed to the mighty fat one, who rose from the sea in human form, known as nick. brutal, i know. with the fat one’s mighty power, he summoned paul, our lead guitarist, and ethan, our drummer. together, we are volsung. ftw!
guy 1: did you go see volsung at espresso easley last night?
guy 2: f-ck yeah
Read Also:
- daddy snapper
term used to describe a womens v-g-n-. i couldn’t wait to get off of work, to fill her daddy snapper
- Vomitspit
another word for alcohol “begged him on a regular for kegs of more vomitspit” -mf doom
- yankonize
to change slowly but permanently from being a modest and low-profile person into king of the world. after he got fully qualified he suddenly yankonized.
- Chucknasty
chucknasty is an adjective coined by one mr. chuckran, a high school physics teacher. it is used to describe extreme or ideal conditions, such as when there is zero gravity, no friction, or amus-m-nt park rides that can go extremely fast. at chucknasty’s amus-m-nt park, rides are designed to work so that the occupant, usually […]
- vodes
someone who migrates to larger cities for the purposes of mobile reception. “check out that guy over there. did he come to sydney for the good reception? what a vodes!” darius’ gaming name, is he leet stoof in every game he plays so gtfo him k? k. vode owns neebs a lumpy p-ssy man thats […]