Volteripalling
the activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) -n-s hole, the winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. the losers have to clean the device with their tongues. this game is usually played in pairs of two.
john: “so how was the sleep over last night?”
glen: “we stayed up all night volteripalling and i lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite… sh-tty”
john: “kys”
#sh-t kys p–p
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