volturi


something you threaten people with.
give me back the money you stole or i’ll provoke the volturi and blame you.
2 more definitions
-vampire mobsters
-run by three brothers; aro, marcus, and caius
-people who do the dirty work: jane, alec, felix…
-italian vampires
oh cr-p! i forgot to change bella into a vampire! now the volturi are going to send jane, alec, and the others for me! i guess the saying “‘sleeping’ with the fishies” won’t exactly apply to me…

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