Volume Control


the greatest game that ships on a windows computer. it is cl-ssified as a game because it is located under the path:
start>programs>accessories>entertainment.

nothing is more fit to entertain than volume control. the final boss of the game is master control at 100% volume. the game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and b-ss. only -advanced- players can find them.
scoots: lores, want to play halo?

lores: nah, i’m leveling up in volume control… i’m in the windows rg dungeon right now… level 50 wave balance!

scoots: dammit!1!1 that’s a winmen’s game!

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