Volume Cynicism


a condition that forces the driver or owner of the car to adjust and control the volume after any manipulation of the dial by their p-ssenger, despite the volume level actually being changed or not. this is caused by a serious distrust of others and their ability to decide the best volume level for their sound system and chosen track.
john’s got volume cynicism so bad he adjusts the volume up by 1 every time i choose a song.

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