Volvo Authority
being the safest cars on earth, and upscale too, gives authority for us, to speed through 30 mph above the limit, turn to whole foods without a blinker, never stop, and pretend to drive over a person , scare them, but get stopped by our p-ssenger detection system.
suck it bmw. respect mah volvo authoritah!
-new s60 drives at 70 mph on wf parking lot-
guy on street: ahhhhhh
-car stop s automatically-
driver: respect mah volvo authority!
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