VOMISOROUS REX
the vomisorous rex is the creature the usually takes its true form right after a night of heavy drinking. he/she can usually be spotted hunched over a coffee maker, glaring at a cigarette, or p-ssed out on someones living room couch. this monster is usually the sat-rday morning alias of boys and girls between the ages of 17 and 25.
“man giselle was so fun last night”
“yea, but did you see her this morning, such a vomisorous rex”
“ew”
“scary”
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