vomit toss
a carnival game consisting of one to drink from a bowl of seminal fluids, recieve a fuzzy hannah, have a dog/ avaible animal orgi, drink skunk lactation, and finally vomit as far as one can. every foot usually amounts to a point and point can be cashed in for any toy avaiable, usually consisting of d-ld-s, turkey basters, used condoms, and various s-x toys.
“dude, i just got back from the carnival’s vomit toss and i went for the 20 yrds. but was four short. that clown tasted nasty and my d-ck smells like sparkies -ss! but look, i won a turkey baster! want to go out back and try a fuzzy hannah?”
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